Sunday, June 27, 2010

Things Driving Me Mildly Insane

This is a list.

1) My shower drain is getting slower by the wash. I tried Draino. I later learned it was laundry detergent.

2) Any time I do laundry, I wash one more shirt than my dryer rack can hold.

3) I'm still afraid to take out my trash/recycling. Many other expats have outgrown this. I have not.

4) There is always one fruit fly in my apartment. Right before I am able to eliminate him, he calls a friend.

5) Despite my overly-convincing English debates, Dream Mart still does not carry pre-made sandwiches.

6) There is a huge uncomfortable difference between 23 and 24 degrees Celsius on my air conditioner.

7) The combination of one Korean student and one ocarina.

8) My alarm clock decides a different snooze time every morning.

9) Dust breeds on my floor.

10) I'm getting pretty tired of the only two cereals Dream Mart carries.

11) Steven Segal movies are cool and all, but one per day, per channel should suffice.


Like I said, mildly insane. My upcoming "five-day weekend" will cure this. I quote my time off because it's unofficial. I'm supposed to go to school. Luckily, my co-teacher sees no point in this so he says he'll cover for me. We get along well. Cloud Bridge here I come.

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