My name is Lincoln

Meet Lincoln.

Lincoln is my nemesis. Lincoln says "Nice to meet you" every time we talk. Lincoln doesn't appear to own any pens or pencils. Lincoln proudly announces to the class when my socks don't match my shoes. Lincoln makes small aircrafts out of the papers from the textbook. Lincoln most likely has a Korean name, but still refers to himself in the third-person with his English name, which he chose after following the trend of the other boys sitting at his table when we chose English names. Lincoln deliberates with Obama, Jefferson, Adam(s) [sic], Washington, and Steve. Steve missed the memo.

"How are you today?"

"Lincoln hungry!"

"Did you eat lunch?"

"Lincoln lunch!"

"Good talking to you."

"Nice to meet you!"

We're a few classes away from a Korean Hulk remake.